If there is a FSF nut-job in front of me in line at the Genius Bar when I have laptop in tote peppering a Genius about why the iPhone isn’t “free” I am going to punch that fucker in the face. End of story. 

That is the latest scheme hatched by the FSF Propaganda Department. The grand plan is to send FSF activists into the Apple Store and quiz the resident Genius. There is, of course, a list of pre-made questions (drones are not smart enough to come up with their own) for which no amount of listening will be done even if someone in the store attempts to answer them. 

In fact, they want to grade the Geniuses and give out prizes. I wonder if they’ll be giving out gold stars. So FSF has all the answers — which are not under debate of course — and they are going to play preschool in your local Apple store. Meanwhile, you’ve got a busted MacBook or iMac for which you need to Get Shit Done™ and you’ll just have to wait until the quiz is over. 

Like I said. I’m going to fucking punch them in the face if that happens to me. You heard it here. I might need a lawyer at some point.